ThatGuyWhoSleeps

I used to be known as 303Rellymaster.

Now and forever, I am ThatGuyWhoSleeps.

I am taking on requests for oneshots involving people being turned into pokémon, real world animals, or even objects. Now that that's out of the way, the reason I'm doing this is because I think it's time I put my literary skills to the test and see if I can refine them. Since I'm working on getting a job, I think it's only fair I take up a hobby in the meantime. It's better than loafing around on my butt all day, which is bad for my health according to my doctor. I'll even do TF stories based on Five Nights at Freddy's if that tickles your fancy.

REMEMBER: Oneshots only. Well, maybe I'll throw in a twoshot for seriously interested parties, but that's it. Give me a prompt and I'll TF it into a story (see what I did there?). But act fast. I don't know how long until I run out of free time. 

EDIT (3/17/2015): The request line has come to a stop. I hope you enjoyed the ride. No more requests may be submitted at this time. Rather, you can, but I will not fulfill them.

I decided to take a crack at creating two characters for different series. Here's the first one.

Claude "Bossman" Smith (Pokémon universe)

Claude "Bossman" Smith
Background: Claude is the owner of a café/produce stand called "Berry Good" (known as BG among the locals). He makes a living growing berries and selling them to his customers fresh or as a smoothie or colada. He serves them to his patrons with or without alcohol. Claude is the only one who works there, handling all the upkeep alone. At times he wouldn't mind having a few more people to help him out and often wonders why no one ever bothered to look at the "Help Wanted" sign he placed on the counter.
Origin: At a young age, while playing with an odd-looking cd he found one day, he cut himself on his forehead with it by accident. Shocked to see that he wasn't bleeding from it, he received even more of a shock when he couldn't find any fragments of it anywhere. The next day, during a dodgeball game, he threw out his hands to catch the ball, only for it to bounce off of an invisible barrier. When he told his parents, they were amazed, but asked him to keep his ability a secret. He and his parents soon discovered the cd was actually a TM, and that he had the ability to replicate pokémon moves through them and HMs. He opted out of becoming a trainer, instead choosing to make a living growing berries and selling them to customers. With financial backing from his parents, he opened his "Berry Good" café. It's relatively new and has no one else working in it.
In his spare time, he practices with the moves he's absorbed and tries combining them.
Age: 19
World: The world he lives in features pokémon and their anthropomorphic counterparts. Both can be captured, though the latter is seen as a mix between slavery and marriage.
Species: Human
Height: 5'4" or 1.6 meters.
Personality: Claude is not easy to predict. He's considered insane by a few people for willingly taking a harder, more out-of-the-way approach to some problems. Many people, however, consider him intelligent for exactly the same reason. A loner by choice, he's not a fan of being dragged into social situations, preferring to go into them on his own. This rarely works, unfortunately, due to poor timing on his part. Possessing a peaceful phlegmatic temperament, he is easily mistaken for a pushover, and has been known to fight until either he or his foe has been defeated.
Most of the time, however, he's an easygoing sort who is aware of and respects himself.

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1. What's your favorite band?

Sorry! I don't have a favorite.

2. Who's your favorite FNaF character?
It's hard to say... Canonically, I don't really like any of them for obvious reasons (assuming their actions are their own). Fandom-wise, however, I like all of them.


3. Do you like my OCs? (Links: <da:thumb id="508227884"/><da:thumb id="508144868"/> Mine are the wolf, the jaguar, and the cardinal.) Be brutally honest! I need my feedback!
The wolf: Sort of reminds me of Withered Chica, except the arms are missing entirely.
The jaguar: Looks creepy with the mismatched eyes and exposed left leg.
The cardinal: Karaoke sounds appropriate for a bird.

4. What sort of music do you listen to?
Video game music.

5. Do you do any sports?
No.

6. What's your favorite FNaF song?
I haven't listened to any, sorry.

7. Who do I remind you of?
No one in particular.

8. Waffles?
No thanks, I'm trying to cut back.

9. Who's the cutest FNaF character?
Toy Bonnie, without a doubt.

10. Are you punk?
No, as far as I know.

My 10 questions:

1. Are you happy with your life right now?
2. What would you do if you had a chainsaw that could be wielded without risking its user's body?
3. On a scale of 1 to 10, how tired are you?
4. How would you survive Five Nights at Freddy's?
5. What would you do with a trillion dollars? (IRS cannot take any of it.)
6. Are you hopeful for this year?
7. I promise to try my best. What about you?
8. Be cheerful, will ya?
9. Have you been in an air balloon before?
10. What are three pokémon you would train if you could?

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1. You must post these rules.
2. Answer the ten questions the person who tagged you made up, then make up your own 10 questions for the people you tagged to answer.
3. Choose ten people and put their icons on this journal. (I don't know ten people yet, so bear with me.)
4. Nothing like 'you are tagged read this'.
5. Everyone that has been TAGGED must make a journal entry.

1. Have you heard of The Bunny The Bear? If you have, then do you like them?
I can't say I have.

2. How do you feel about Balloon Boy?
I'm okay with any animatronic that doesn't seem to have vision problems, be they paranormal or otherwise in origin.

3. Rate the FNaF and FNaF 2 animatronics on a scale of cuteness. (I'm going with 1 to 10)
Freddy Fazbear: 2
Bonnie: 3
Chica: 3
Foxy: 1

Toy Freddy: 4
Toy Bonnie: 6
Toy Chica: 5
Toy Foxy/ The Mangle: 1
Balloon Boy: 3
The Marionette (is it an animatronic?): 2

4. Do you want me to make you a request?
Not unless we're good friends. I'd very much appreciate the art, though. I myself am not an artist. I would prefer to write things.

5. Are you a brony? If not, do you support bronies?
I am not a brony. I support bronies that are not overly fanatical about My Little Pony. On that note, people who disregard other people because of the show aren't supporting their own cause.

6. Someone walks up to you and says, "Exposition exposition exposition." Reaction?
Climax

7. Do you watch Nostalgia Critic?
No.

8. *Dumps water on head*
Oww! What gives?

9. Who's better: Foxy or Mangle?
Neither.

10. Are you ready for Freddy?
The question is if Freddy is ready for me. Check my signature for why I feel this way.

My questions:

1. How do you feel about 2015?

2. Do you drink alcohol? If so, how often?

3. What was your result on the Five Nights at Freddy's quiz?

4. "You can't..." what? Finish the sentence.

5. What kind of person are you?

6. How do you feel about furries?

7. What are your zodiac elements? (Chinese and Star Zodiacs)

8. Take the result from Question 8 and mix it with the power you would have from your corresponding zodiac animal. The power is based on the Jackie Chan Adventures cartoon. What would you do with that power?

9. Think fast! *throws a ring at you*

10. How would you survive Five Nights at Freddy's if you were a security guard there?

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